Snarky Mother's Day home office I've been putting a lot

I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me

who has the marshmallows

always try to help

time does not heal all wounds there are those that remain painfully open - elie wiesel

pretty fly for a small fry get milk or cry tryin breakin hearts and blastin farts oh baby we made this silence is no longer golden it's suspicious i still live with my parents picking baby names makes you realize how many people you hate congrats on the mini me the tiny humans are winning babies are such a nice way to start people what: poppin bottles where: my crib when: 2 am fork spoon spork baby new parents

Snarky Mother's Day home office I've been putting a lotSize: 4x6 Happy Mother's day, sorry you dat to raise my siblings at least you have me, sometimes you get it right the first time love your first born, instead of grandkids may I interest you in a card? good moms let you lick the beaters great moms turns them off first.